Gordon Groaners—Jokes so Bad They’re Good

COVID-19 is no laughing matter. We get that. While the coronavirus is certainly worrisome for everyone, some groups have suffered more than others.

The West End has long been known for its resilience and character, this has helped bring a light to all of us struggling through a hard winter.

We have selected a few jokes, riddles, and trivia (with prizes) to provide some humor during these challenging times. We encourage you to use this and other forms of self-care to boost your spirits. There is light at the end of the COVID-19 tunnel, and we can’t wait to rejoice with you! 

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.  

What did the fish say when it hit a wall?

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.  

Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends. 

TRIVIA: Who started the annual Polar Bear Swim on January 1st, 1920 with just 10 people?
Hint: A West End lane is named after this individual.

We have lots of great prizes for our trivia question. Email your answer to welcome@gordonhouse.org to be entered into the draw.

In addition to self-care, did you know Gordon Neighbourhood House offers free counselling in multiple languages! Our counselling program is appropriate for individuals, couples or groups navigating grief, loss, anxiety, depression, transition and more. All counselling is supported with regular clinical supervision. For more information, please email counselling@gordonhouse.org